What's your story? (1 Viewer)

[Zeprus]

I fucked my best friend because I love bacon

 

[Shadow_the_lazy_wolf]

i licked aristotle becouse the voices in my head said so.

Yup sounds about right ;D

 

[Rivenn]

I licked a Cookie Monster because my boobs are AMAZING

 

[Raion]

I tripped over an easter egg because a clown stole my taco

 

[daguywithdashadow]

I shot a mop because a clown stole my taco?

10/10 would turn into a franchise. ~ Peter Jackson

 

[Stabbin]

I ate a Trojan man because the voices in my head said so.

After Ka's plan to collected all birthdays he will now start hacking peoples facebooks. Clever Ka.

 

[Redspike]

I shot my best freind because the voices in myhead said so.

That seems like a realistic scenario.

 

[Uncle Lance]

After Ka's plan to collected all birthdays he will now start hacking peoples facebooks. Clever Ka.

dont have bookface

I shot my best freind because the voices in myhead said so.

10/10 legit english

 

[Joe]

I ate an Easter egg cause I'm sexy.

 

[mosteraz]

I cuddled with a Policeman, because I'm sexy as fuck.

 

[Da Random]

I got naked with Burt Reynolds because I love bacon.