What's your story? (1 Viewer)

Kah

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I posted this in the shoutbox, but it's rather hilarious so I decided to make a thread.

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Okay I'll start... I beat a policeman because my cat is an asshole.
 
I cuddled with Ronald McDonald because my boobs are AMAZING. megusta
 
"I tickled a condom because my boobs are AMAZING" :yay:
 
I wrestled a porn star because I have high self-esteem.
 
I fucked a hotdog because a clown stole my taco.
 
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i tripped over some mayonnaise because i am sexy as fuck xD
 
i shot a trojan man because i havent slept in days
 
I cuddled with a lunatic because of these sweet abs.
 
I tickled a candied yam because my boobs are AMAZING..
 
I shot Ronald McDonald because I'm sexy as fuck
 
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I tickled a policeman because the voices in my head said so.
 
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I beat my lover because the voices in my head said so
 
I beat Kermit the Frog because a clown stole my taco
 

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