Less not me and more me plzzzzMy valiant effort at this:
Once upon a time where was a lone walrus named @Chillix. Walrus Chillix was a simple admin on the Walrus Community. A few new walruses had just arrived in the community, and walrus Chillix was starting to get to know them quite well. He got into a few conversations with the walrus @Madact. What nobody in the Walrus Community knew was that walrus Chillix was in fact a homosexual walrus, and he started to develop feelings for walrus Madact.
One day, walrus Chillix was looking over posts that walrus Madact had posted on the forums of the Walrus Community. As he was looking over them, he was thinking that the chance may be small that walrus Madact would have the same homosexual feelings for him. He looked again at walrus Madact’s admin application, once again taking in the beautiful words they had written, his heart warming up in delight. But…wait. Homosexual walrus Chillix noticed that walrus Madact’s real name was reported to be Charlotte. But… That would mean…
He quickly went into the Mumble of the Walrus Community, with fear in his heart. Anxiously, he typed in the chat:
[22:39:44] (Channel) Chillix: Wait, Madact is a girl?
‘Why yes,’ replied Broski. ‘She is. Why do you ask?’
Chillix felt his heart break into a thousand pieces. The love of his life… turned out to be a female walrus.
He looked again at Madact’s application thread. As a tear welled up in his eye, he clicked it away and turned his face away, closing his eyes in disbelief and hurt. Walrus Chillix was no longer certain where he wanted to take his life.
That evening, he went to a bar. After sitting for a while, another walrus joined him. It was walrus @Broski., who was holding two glasses of beer.
‘Can I join you?’ walrus Broski asked.
Walrus Chillix complied, something of a smile appearing on the left side of his mouth. Maybe there is hope after all, he thought. As he looked to the right to face walrus Broski, walrus Chillix noticed that instead of walrus Broski having brought him a beer, as he had thought, walrus Broski was instead chugging them both down. Walrus Chillix’s chin faced downwards again and he looked back to his glass, nearly empty.
He put some money on the counter and left the bar. As he walked out into the cold, wide world that is Pandarctica, it had started raining. Well, it was more like snowing; that’s what happens on Pandarctica. But walrus Chillix still felt like it symbolised his ever-lasting melancholy, as the flakes of snow dropping down from Heaven symbolised his hopes and dreams, slowly falling to the ground.
When he walked under a street light (because they have those on the South Pole), he stood still and looked up. After a few seconds of letting the flakes fall onto his face, walrus Chillix noticed that the light above him was not simply from the street light. Instead, the clouds above him had opened up and a ray of light was shining down.
From this ray of light, angelic walrus @TreatFly came down to Earth.
‘Do not give up hope, walrus Chillix,’ angelic walrus Treatfly said. ‘Love is always there, around a corner, when you least expect it.’
Angelic walrus Treatfly faded. As walrus Chillix walked on, under the moonlight that had now been revealed by the clouds breaking apart, he felt in his heart a speck of hope. He knew that angelic walrus Treatfly had been right. He knew in his heart that one day, he would come across that special person. That manliest of manly walruses that he could share the rest of his li-
As he was thinking these encouraging thoughts, he bumped into walrus @Joe. They had not seen each other because of the dark; and they had both been distracted. As they shared their apologies, walrus Chillix looked into walrus Joe’s eyes, and saw in there the same desire as walrus Chillix felt for him. And he knew that this was to last.
THE END
Context: people were talking about Chillix being surprised at finding out that Madact is in fact a girl. So yea, my imagination went a little wild and it ended up here.
Thanks for reading!
Dude i'm not gayOnce upon a time where was a lone walrus named @Chillix. Walrus Chillix was a simple admin on the Walrus Community. A few new walruses had just arrived in the community, and walrus Chillix was starting to get to know them quite well. He got into a few conversations with the walrus @Madact. What nobody in the Walrus Community knew was that walrus Chillix was in fact a homosexual walrus, and he started to develop feelings for walrus Madact.
One day, walrus Chillix was looking over posts that walrus Madact had posted on the forums of the Walrus Community. As he was looking over them, he was thinking that the chance may be small that walrus Madact would have the same homosexual feelings for him. He looked again at walrus Madact’s admin application, once again taking in the beautiful words they had written, his heart warming up in delight. But…wait. Homosexual walrus Chillix noticed that walrus Madact’s real name was reported to be Charlotte. But… That would mean…
He quickly went into the Mumble of the Walrus Community, with fear in his heart. Anxiously, he typed in the chat:
[22:39:44] (Channel) Chillix: Wait, Madact is a girl?
‘Why yes,’ replied Broski. ‘She is. Why do you ask?’
Chillix felt his heart break into a thousand pieces. The love of his life… turned out to be a female walrus.
He looked again at Madact’s application thread. As a tear welled up in his eye, he clicked it away and turned his face away, closing his eyes in disbelief and hurt. Walrus Chillix was no longer certain where he wanted to take his life.
That evening, he went to a bar. After sitting for a while, another walrus joined him. It was walrus @Broski., who was holding two glasses of beer.
‘Can I join you?’ walrus Broski asked.
Walrus Chillix complied, something of a smile appearing on the left side of his mouth. Maybe there is hope after all, he thought. As he looked to the right to face walrus Broski, walrus Chillix noticed that instead of walrus Broski having brought him a beer, as he had thought, walrus Broski was instead chugging them both down. Walrus Chillix’s chin faced downwards again and he looked back to his glass, nearly empty.
He put some money on the counter and left the bar. As he walked out into the cold, wide world that is Pandarctica, it had started raining. Well, it was more like snowing; that’s what happens on Pandarctica. But walrus Chillix still felt like it symbolised his ever-lasting melancholy, as the flakes of snow dropping down from Heaven symbolised his hopes and dreams, slowly falling to the ground.
When he walked under a street light (because they have those on the South Pole), he stood still and looked up. After a few seconds of letting the flakes fall onto his face, walrus Chillix noticed that the light above him was not simply from the street light. Instead, the clouds above him had opened up and a ray of light was shining down.
From this ray of light, angelic walrus @TreatFly came down to Earth.
‘Do not give up hope, walrus Chillix,’ angelic walrus Treatfly said. ‘Love is always there, around a corner, when you least expect it.’
Angelic walrus Treatfly faded. As walrus Chillix walked on, under the moonlight that had now been revealed by the clouds breaking apart, he felt in his heart a speck of hope. He knew that angelic walrus Treatfly had been right. He knew in his heart that one day, he would come across that special person. That manliest of manly walruses that he could share the rest of his li-
As he was thinking these encouraging thoughts, he bumped into walrus @Joe. They had not seen each other because of the dark; and they had both been distracted. As they shared their apologies, walrus Chillix looked into walrus Joe’s eyes, and saw in there the same desire as walrus Chillix felt for him. And he knew that this was to last.
THE END
such lovestoryMy valiant effort at this:
Once upon a time there was a lone walrus named @Chillix. Walrus Chillix was a simple admin on the Walrus Community. A few new walruses had just arrived in the community, and walrus Chillix was starting to get to know them quite well. He got into a few conversations with the walrus @Madact. What nobody in the Walrus Community knew was that walrus Chillix was in fact a homosexual walrus, and he started to develop feelings for walrus Madact.
One day, walrus Chillix was looking over posts that walrus Madact had posted on the forums of the Walrus Community. As he was looking over them, he was thinking that the chance may be small that walrus Madact would have the same homosexual feelings for him. He looked again at walrus Madact’s admin application, once again taking in the beautiful words they had written, his heart warming up in delight. But…wait. Homosexual walrus Chillix noticed that walrus Madact’s real name was reported to be Charlotte. But… That would mean…
He quickly went into the Mumble of the Walrus Community, with fear in his heart. Anxiously, he typed in the chat:
[22:39:44] (Channel) Chillix: Wait, Madact is a girl?
‘Why yes,’ replied Broski. ‘She is. Why do you ask?’
Chillix felt his heart break into a thousand pieces. The love of his life… turned out to be a female walrus.
He looked again at Madact’s application thread. As a tear welled up in his eye, he clicked it away and turned his face away, closing his eyes in disbelief and hurt. Walrus Chillix was no longer certain where he wanted to take his life.
That evening, he went to a bar. After sitting for a while, another walrus joined him. It was walrus @Broski., who was holding two glasses of beer.
‘Can I join you?’ walrus Broski asked.
Walrus Chillix complied, something of a smile appearing on the left side of his mouth. Maybe there is hope after all, he thought. As he looked to the right to face walrus Broski, walrus Chillix noticed that instead of walrus Broski having brought him a beer, as he had thought, walrus Broski was instead chugging them both down. Walrus Chillix’s chin faced downwards again and he looked back to his glass, nearly empty.
He put some money on the counter and left the bar. As he walked out into the cold, wide world that is Pandarctica, it had started raining. Well, it was more like snowing; that’s what happens on Pandarctica. But walrus Chillix still felt like it symbolised his ever-lasting melancholy, as the flakes of snow dropping down from Heaven symbolised his hopes and dreams, slowly falling to the ground.
When he walked under a street light (because they have those on the South Pole), he stood still and looked up. After a few seconds of letting the flakes fall onto his face, walrus Chillix noticed that the light above him was not simply from the street light. Instead, the clouds above him had opened up and a ray of light was shining down.
From this ray of light, angelic walrus @TreatFly came down to Earth.
‘Do not give up hope, walrus Chillix,’ angelic walrus Treatfly said. ‘Love is always there, around a corner, when you least expect it.’
Angelic walrus Treatfly faded. As walrus Chillix walked on, under the moonlight that had now been revealed by the clouds breaking apart, he felt in his heart a speck of hope. He knew that angelic walrus Treatfly had been right. He knew in his heart that one day, he would come across that special person. That manliest of manly walruses that he could share the rest of his li-
As he was thinking these encouraging thoughts, he bumped into walrus @Joe. They had not seen each other because of the dark; and they had both been distracted. As they shared their apologies, walrus Chillix looked into walrus Joe’s eyes, and saw in there the same desire as walrus Chillix felt for him. And he knew that this was to last.
THE END
Context: people were talking about Chillix being surprised at finding out that Madact is in fact a girl. So yea, my imagination went a little wild and it ended up here.
Thanks for reading!