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Once upon a time there was a lone walrus named @Chillix. Walrus Chillix was a simple admin on the Walrus Community. A few new walruses had just arrived in the community, and walrus Chillix was starting to get to know them quite well. He got into a few conversations with the walrus @Madact. What nobody in the Walrus Community knew was that walrus Chillix was in fact a homosexual walrus, and he started to develop feelings for walrus Madact.

One day, walrus Chillix was looking over posts that walrus Madact had posted on the forums of the Walrus Community. As he was looking over them, he was thinking that the chance may be small that walrus Madact would have the same homosexual feelings for him. He looked again at walrus Madact’s admin application, once again taking in the beautiful words they had written, his heart warming up in delight. But…wait. Homosexual walrus Chillix noticed that walrus Madact’s real name was reported to be Charlotte. But… That would mean…

He quickly went into the Mumble of the Walrus Community, with fear in his heart. Anxiously, he typed in the chat:

[22:39:44] (Channel) Chillix: Wait, Madact is a girl?

‘Why yes,’ replied Broski. ‘She is. Why do you ask?’

Chillix felt his heart break into a thousand pieces. The love of his life… turned out to be a female walrus.

He looked again at Madact’s application thread. As a tear welled up in his eye, he clicked it away and turned his face away, closing his eyes in disbelief and hurt. Walrus Chillix was no longer certain where he wanted to take his life.

That evening, he went to a bar. After sitting for a while, another walrus joined him. It was walrus @Broski., who was holding two glasses of beer.

‘Can I join you?’ walrus Broski asked.

Walrus Chillix complied, something of a smile appearing on the left side of his mouth. Maybe there is hope after all, he thought. As he looked to the right to face walrus Broski, walrus Chillix noticed that instead of walrus Broski having brought him a beer, as he had thought, walrus Broski was instead chugging them both down. Walrus Chillix’s chin faced downwards again and he looked back to his glass, nearly empty.

He put some money on the counter and left the bar. As he walked out into the cold, wide world that is Pandarctica, it had started raining. Well, it was more like snowing; that’s what happens on Pandarctica. But walrus Chillix still felt like it symbolised his ever-lasting melancholy, as the flakes of snow dropping down from Heaven symbolised his hopes and dreams, slowly falling to the ground.

When he walked under a street light (because they have those on the South Pole), he stood still and looked up. After a few seconds of letting the flakes fall onto his face, walrus Chillix noticed that the light above him was not simply from the street light. Instead, the clouds above him had opened up and a ray of light was shining down.

From this ray of light, angelic walrus @TreatFly came down to Earth.

‘Do not give up hope, walrus Chillix,’ angelic walrus Treatfly said. ‘Love is always there, around a corner, when you least expect it.’


Angelic walrus Treatfly faded. As walrus Chillix walked on, under the moonlight that had now been revealed by the clouds breaking apart, he felt in his heart a speck of hope. He knew that angelic walrus Treatfly had been right. He knew in his heart that one day, he would come across that special person. That manliest of manly walruses that he could share the rest of his li-

As he was thinking these encouraging thoughts, he bumped into walrus @Joe. They had not seen each other because of the dark; and they had both been distracted. As they shared their apologies, walrus Chillix looked into walrus Joe’s eyes, and saw in there the same desire as walrus Chillix felt for him. And he knew that this was to last.


THE END​


Context: people were talking about Chillix being surprised at finding out that Madact is in fact a girl. So yea, my imagination went a little wild and it ended up here.

Thanks for reading!
 
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Once upon a time where was a lone walrus named @Chillix. Walrus Chillix was a simple admin on the Walrus Community. A few new walruses had just arrived in the community, and walrus Chillix was starting to get to know them quite well. He got into a few conversations with the walrus @Madact. What nobody in the Walrus Community knew was that walrus Chillix was in fact a homosexual walrus, and he started to develop feelings for walrus Madact.

One day, walrus Chillix was looking over posts that walrus Madact had posted on the forums of the Walrus Community. As he was looking over them, he was thinking that the chance may be small that walrus Madact would have the same homosexual feelings for him. He looked again at walrus Madact’s admin application, once again taking in the beautiful words they had written, his heart warming up in delight. But…wait. Homosexual walrus Chillix noticed that walrus Madact’s real name was reported to be Charlotte. But… That would mean…

He quickly went into the Mumble of the Walrus Community, with fear in his heart. Anxiously, he typed in the chat:

[22:39:44] (Channel) Chillix: Wait, Madact is a girl?

‘Why yes,’ replied Broski. ‘She is. Why do you ask?’

Chillix felt his heart break into a thousand pieces. The love of his life… turned out to be a female walrus.

He looked again at Madact’s application thread. As a tear welled up in his eye, he clicked it away and turned his face away, closing his eyes in disbelief and hurt. Walrus Chillix was no longer certain where he wanted to take his life.

That evening, he went to a bar. After sitting for a while, another walrus joined him. It was walrus @Broski., who was holding two glasses of beer.

‘Can I join you?’ walrus Broski asked.

Walrus Chillix complied, something of a smile appearing on the left side of his mouth. Maybe there is hope after all, he thought. As he looked to the right to face walrus Broski, walrus Chillix noticed that instead of walrus Broski having brought him a beer, as he had thought, walrus Broski was instead chugging them both down. Walrus Chillix’s chin faced downwards again and he looked back to his glass, nearly empty.

He put some money on the counter and left the bar. As he walked out into the cold, wide world that is Pandarctica, it had started raining. Well, it was more like snowing; that’s what happens on Pandarctica. But walrus Chillix still felt like it symbolised his ever-lasting melancholy, as the flakes of snow dropping down from Heaven symbolised his hopes and dreams, slowly falling to the ground.

When he walked under a street light (because they have those on the South Pole), he stood still and looked up. After a few seconds of letting the flakes fall onto his face, walrus Chillix noticed that the light above him was not simply from the street light. Instead, the clouds above him had opened up and a ray of light was shining down.

From this ray of light, angelic walrus @TreatFly came down to Earth.

‘Do not give up hope, walrus Chillix,’ angelic walrus Treatfly said. ‘Love is always there, around a corner, when you least expect it.’


Angelic walrus Treatfly faded. As walrus Chillix walked on, under the moonlight that had now been revealed by the clouds breaking apart, he felt in his heart a speck of hope. He knew that angelic walrus Treatfly had been right. He knew in his heart that one day, he would come across that special person. That manliest of manly walruses that he could share the rest of his li-

As he was thinking these encouraging thoughts, he bumped into walrus @Joe. They had not seen each other because of the dark; and they had both been distracted. As they shared their apologies, walrus Chillix looked into walrus Joe’s eyes, and saw in there the same desire as walrus Chillix felt for him. And he knew that this was to last.


THE END​


Context: people were talking about Chillix being surprised at finding out that Madact is in fact a girl. So yea, my imagination went a little wild and it ended up here.

Thanks for reading!
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Once upon a time where was a lone walrus named @Chillix. Walrus Chillix was a simple admin on the Walrus Community. A few new walruses had just arrived in the community, and walrus Chillix was starting to get to know them quite well. He got into a few conversations with the walrus @Madact. What nobody in the Walrus Community knew was that walrus Chillix was in fact a homosexual walrus, and he started to develop feelings for walrus Madact.

One day, walrus Chillix was looking over posts that walrus Madact had posted on the forums of the Walrus Community. As he was looking over them, he was thinking that the chance may be small that walrus Madact would have the same homosexual feelings for him. He looked again at walrus Madact’s admin application, once again taking in the beautiful words they had written, his heart warming up in delight. But…wait. Homosexual walrus Chillix noticed that walrus Madact’s real name was reported to be Charlotte. But… That would mean…

He quickly went into the Mumble of the Walrus Community, with fear in his heart. Anxiously, he typed in the chat:

[22:39:44] (Channel) Chillix: Wait, Madact is a girl?

‘Why yes,’ replied Broski. ‘She is. Why do you ask?’

Chillix felt his heart break into a thousand pieces. The love of his life… turned out to be a female walrus.

He looked again at Madact’s application thread. As a tear welled up in his eye, he clicked it away and turned his face away, closing his eyes in disbelief and hurt. Walrus Chillix was no longer certain where he wanted to take his life.

That evening, he went to a bar. After sitting for a while, another walrus joined him. It was walrus @Broski., who was holding two glasses of beer.

‘Can I join you?’ walrus Broski asked.

Walrus Chillix complied, something of a smile appearing on the left side of his mouth. Maybe there is hope after all, he thought. As he looked to the right to face walrus Broski, walrus Chillix noticed that instead of walrus Broski having brought him a beer, as he had thought, walrus Broski was instead chugging them both down. Walrus Chillix’s chin faced downwards again and he looked back to his glass, nearly empty.

He put some money on the counter and left the bar. As he walked out into the cold, wide world that is Pandarctica, it had started raining. Well, it was more like snowing; that’s what happens on Pandarctica. But walrus Chillix still felt like it symbolised his ever-lasting melancholy, as the flakes of snow dropping down from Heaven symbolised his hopes and dreams, slowly falling to the ground.

When he walked under a street light (because they have those on the South Pole), he stood still and looked up. After a few seconds of letting the flakes fall onto his face, walrus Chillix noticed that the light above him was not simply from the street light. Instead, the clouds above him had opened up and a ray of light was shining down.

From this ray of light, angelic walrus @TreatFly came down to Earth.

‘Do not give up hope, walrus Chillix,’ angelic walrus Treatfly said. ‘Love is always there, around a corner, when you least expect it.’


Angelic walrus Treatfly faded. As walrus Chillix walked on, under the moonlight that had now been revealed by the clouds breaking apart, he felt in his heart a speck of hope. He knew that angelic walrus Treatfly had been right. He knew in his heart that one day, he would come across that special person. That manliest of manly walruses that he could share the rest of his li-

As he was thinking these encouraging thoughts, he bumped into walrus @Joe. They had not seen each other because of the dark; and they had both been distracted. As they shared their apologies, walrus Chillix looked into walrus Joe’s eyes, and saw in there the same desire as walrus Chillix felt for him. And he knew that this was to last.


THE END
Dude i'm not gay :(
 
Welcome to Walrus Community, Here is the Story of a Sad Walrus Called Broski.

While Looking at the Walrus Forums Broski spied a Thread called Panda Stories, each of his fellow Walruses were posting various stories about Pandas, but upon further inspection of the thread he noticed in 2 stories His fellow walruses pointed out one "Problem" some would call but to Broski it was a Beautiful Life Choice, but as majority shun it, he looked at it as a problem Walrus @EvoWarrior5 Mentioned him Joining a Homosexual in a bar, Chugging 2 beers after initial thought was sharing one, Walrus @TreatFly Claimed Broski to be a "Drunk" Dishartened was Broski he then remembers the one story that didn't highlight his "Problem" But as he said this story He saw that Walrus @Madact Had called Broski a Bully Panda.

After feeling Bad Broski said "Im No Alcoholic I'll show them!" Grabbing a Nearby bottle of Jack Broski set out on a quest to prove them wrong! He went to the Panda Stories thread and he typed out a masterpiece! For all the Walruses in the community to see! Feeling like he Proved some point he never really needed to Walrus Broski Treated himself to a Bottle of Russian Standard, Thus leading him to then drink4 shots of his favorite tequilla, and somehow managing to spell correctly still at this point.

Triumph and Alcohol coursed through Walrus Broskis Vains and he hopes Walrus @mermite Will agree when Broski says
"Im not an alcoholic....I just like Drinking"

I genuinly got drunk while typing this <3
 
Our story is set in 1965, in an alternate universe where walri can live for 100s of years.

On the coastal beaches of an unknown country, there stands a little shack, made out of teeth from enemies. Inside this, lives a humble little walrus, that hunts all day and sleeps all night. Life is blissful - standing on the edge of the beach, he can see the landmasses across the sea, the birds in the sky cawcawing to each other.

Until one day, the walrus leaves his house. He does not notice, but behind him the door shuts. He flipflops over to the sea and dives in, hoping for a juicy fish for a lovely smoked dinner.
But when he gets back from his day, he finds his door has closed. He never closes his door - he can't get it open with his slimy greasy hand things.
"*walrus noises*", he screamed angrily.
Using all his might, he tried to turn the doorknob but alas, it would not budge. He tried 10, no, 100 times to do this, but he was locked out.
"*walrus noises*", he sobbed, as he realized he had to leave.
"*walrus noises*", said a voice in the distance.
"*walrus noises*?" he replied back.

The walrus had discovered a female walrus, nearby. It was love at first sight, they embraced each other and made walrus love all night.

50 years later...

The walrus and his other are walking along the old sandy beaches, where they met each other.
"*walrus noises*?" says the female walrus. He was always up for an adventure, so he said yes. The female walrus flipflopped up ahead to this old shack sitting on the sand, in disrepair.
"*w-w-walrus noises*!?!?" exclaimed the walrus. It was his own shack. Where he left his old life behind.
"*walrus noises*!" She was right, he had to let it go and get back inside.
So he slammed with all his weight onto the door, until the lock broke.

Then he opened the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the walrusaur.
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... *DUN duh duh duh...*

There was once a walrus under the name of @Chillix and he was a strong, independent walrus who didn't need no walrus woman/man to help him (though most of the walrus's in his clan were confident it was more the male walrus he didn't need.) However, one day, whilst browsing the walrus forums, Chiilix found a new walrus account had been made under the name @Vecomti and at the sight of such a beautifully composed name such as VE-COM-TI, Chillix hopped right on over to his profile page to spark up a little conversation.

Chillix: Hey
Vecomti: Hi there
Chillix: Sorry to be so...


He paused, he could see that Vecomti was replying, Chillix had never had such a deep conversation with anyone before this. A tear swelled up in his eye before he continued typing.

Chillix: Sorry to be so quick to say hello, I didn't want you to feel so alone in such a large community.
Vecomti: I'm so glad you said hello...

Chillix felt his throat swell, what did he mean by this?

Vecomti: I mean, thanks for welcoming me to the community.

Chillix knew how it felt to be so lonely and by the conversation that was occurring, he thought this could be the beginning of a great friendship, or maybe something more...

Vecomti: We should play sometime.
Chillix: Agreed, we should.
Vecomti: We should talk on mumble sometime.
Chillix: Agreed.. we should.

With each answer, Chillix felt his hands tremble with excitment and yet there was something so terrying and perfect about Vecomti's name and Chillix couldn't understand what, he waited for a reply.

Vecomti: We should meet up sometime.
Chillix: AGREED WE SHOULD!

Chillix felt this was the perfect response to such an unseen statement such as meeting up IRL and it seemed that Vecomti agreed. Within the space of 2 minutes they had exchanged phones numbers, skype details, facebook details and home addresses as to meet up the following day...

Chillix went to bed early that night as to be ready for the big day tomorrow.


THE BIG DAY was here at last. Chillix rose up nice and early as to not be late to his meeting with Vecomti. Chillix arrived at the point of meeting 3 hours early and sat on the bench they had agreed to meet at. He noticed another walrus sitting opposite, dressed in nothing but a large overcoat and a massive fedora, similar to the ones @EvoWarrior5 used to brag about, but took no notice of them as he was on the lookout for Vecomti, he knew what he looked like now and was buzzing with excitement. 5 hours past and no-one turned up, Chillix looked down at the ground as a tears rolled down from his eye onto the ground. The stranger, sitting on the opposite side of the bench, looked over at Chillix and shuffled over to him. He got closer to him until their hips were touching. He placed his arm around Chillix and hugged him. Chillix was not used to being hugged and so was shocked but welcomed the hug none the less. After an intense hug, Chillix unmasked the strange to be, no-one else but Vecomti himself!

Vecomti: I just wanted to see how wonderful you looked and I was too scared to say anything. I borrowed EvoWarrior's fedora so you wouldn't regonise me, and you didn't. But, oh my love, Chillix, you're name is so beautidul and you're even more beautiful in person.

Chillix wiped the tears for his eyes and looked intently into Vecomti's eyes. Vecomti looked directly back. They both moved their faces closer and closer, their lips almost touching, neither of them could wait any longer, but then...

Chillix woke up in his bed, sweating and panting. Was it all a dream he thought? Again, a tear swelled up in his eye until he looked over his shoulder to see the wonderful sight the was Vecomti, sleeping silently. Chillix again wiped the tear away from his eye and went back to sleep, spooning Vecomti in the process, their sweaty, naked walrus bodies pressing hard against each other.

Chillix was finally happy and was finally comfortable with his life and his sexuality.


Based on a true story:
Yesterday at 11:25 PM - Chillix: Good night, beware of the rake which is in your closet 8)
Yesterday at 11:47 PM - mermite: Chillix would know all about being in the closet :p
 
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Once upon a time there was a lone walrus named @Chillix. Walrus Chillix was a simple admin on the Walrus Community. A few new walruses had just arrived in the community, and walrus Chillix was starting to get to know them quite well. He got into a few conversations with the walrus @Madact. What nobody in the Walrus Community knew was that walrus Chillix was in fact a homosexual walrus, and he started to develop feelings for walrus Madact.

One day, walrus Chillix was looking over posts that walrus Madact had posted on the forums of the Walrus Community. As he was looking over them, he was thinking that the chance may be small that walrus Madact would have the same homosexual feelings for him. He looked again at walrus Madact’s admin application, once again taking in the beautiful words they had written, his heart warming up in delight. But…wait. Homosexual walrus Chillix noticed that walrus Madact’s real name was reported to be Charlotte. But… That would mean…

He quickly went into the Mumble of the Walrus Community, with fear in his heart. Anxiously, he typed in the chat:

[22:39:44] (Channel) Chillix: Wait, Madact is a girl?

‘Why yes,’ replied Broski. ‘She is. Why do you ask?’

Chillix felt his heart break into a thousand pieces. The love of his life… turned out to be a female walrus.

He looked again at Madact’s application thread. As a tear welled up in his eye, he clicked it away and turned his face away, closing his eyes in disbelief and hurt. Walrus Chillix was no longer certain where he wanted to take his life.

That evening, he went to a bar. After sitting for a while, another walrus joined him. It was walrus @Broski., who was holding two glasses of beer.

‘Can I join you?’ walrus Broski asked.

Walrus Chillix complied, something of a smile appearing on the left side of his mouth. Maybe there is hope after all, he thought. As he looked to the right to face walrus Broski, walrus Chillix noticed that instead of walrus Broski having brought him a beer, as he had thought, walrus Broski was instead chugging them both down. Walrus Chillix’s chin faced downwards again and he looked back to his glass, nearly empty.

He put some money on the counter and left the bar. As he walked out into the cold, wide world that is Pandarctica, it had started raining. Well, it was more like snowing; that’s what happens on Pandarctica. But walrus Chillix still felt like it symbolised his ever-lasting melancholy, as the flakes of snow dropping down from Heaven symbolised his hopes and dreams, slowly falling to the ground.

When he walked under a street light (because they have those on the South Pole), he stood still and looked up. After a few seconds of letting the flakes fall onto his face, walrus Chillix noticed that the light above him was not simply from the street light. Instead, the clouds above him had opened up and a ray of light was shining down.

From this ray of light, angelic walrus @TreatFly came down to Earth.

‘Do not give up hope, walrus Chillix,’ angelic walrus Treatfly said. ‘Love is always there, around a corner, when you least expect it.’


Angelic walrus Treatfly faded. As walrus Chillix walked on, under the moonlight that had now been revealed by the clouds breaking apart, he felt in his heart a speck of hope. He knew that angelic walrus Treatfly had been right. He knew in his heart that one day, he would come across that special person. That manliest of manly walruses that he could share the rest of his li-

As he was thinking these encouraging thoughts, he bumped into walrus @Joe. They had not seen each other because of the dark; and they had both been distracted. As they shared their apologies, walrus Chillix looked into walrus Joe’s eyes, and saw in there the same desire as walrus Chillix felt for him. And he knew that this was to last.


THE END​


Context: people were talking about Chillix being surprised at finding out that Madact is in fact a girl. So yea, my imagination went a little wild and it ended up here.

Thanks for reading!
such lovestory
 
One day walrus @Kevin showed walrus @Joe some TF2 delicious gif, Joe was fond and made a successful career in mass producing said gifs. Kevin was happy for the rest of his life.

The end

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The jovial chirps of the morning bird filled the air, Walruses @Madact @Broski @TreatFly and myself lay calmly in our small fabric tents, each dotting various islands of a much larger realm. We were babies, born to be free, left to cultivate and share our wisdom with the wide wide world.

Each one took different routes on there quests for power, Walrus Treatfly scurried around helplessly looking for other Walruses to share on his adventure and create a bustling city but alas, he fell short creating a much lacking city with petty science, the likes found in primary school science classes.

Broski a much loved figure-head in the larger clan of Brogre Inc had been left alone in the wild to bloom, his thieving skills led him astray as his quest to dominate was slow going as he found it hard to adapt to being a Walrus.

Now we come to the story of Madact and Lukas, two Walruses with experience to boot. We slaved away day and night, our tired Walrus hides pushing through the pain and creating flourishing citys each with poweful armies and science rivalling that of the human worlds NASA.

But then...

The war began.

Madact found Lukas one day, tired and breathing heavy on the side of the large castle that his city had made in his honour. Whispering so tentatively in his ear.

"Notre Dame is mine"

Lukas' eyes grew wide in shock, he had been betrayed by the one Walrus that he believed he could trust. She cackled maniacally, an aura of evil shrouded her blubbery walrus form.

"How could you... you knew full well of my intent to build such a wonder"

She stared down at my quivering body, leaning in close to my face, her breath smelling of the twenty thousand pounds of fish that she had consumed for lunch.

"Should have built it sooner ya cheeky scrub"

She burst into laughter once again, I was distraught left to crumble in my own skin. I had to strike back, with all my might I brought a might Walrus paw across her face and challenged her to a battle. Our armies readied for battle, Broski and Treatfly retreated to the far edges of the realm, fearing the war that was to come.

Rightfully so.

The war raged for an astonishing 600 years, generations of each faction intent on total extermination of one another over the one wonder that now stood in a neutral city, each faction had taken turns in control, celebrating there fleeting victory's, knowing that there would soon be a counterattack. For it was known to both, he who controlled the Notre Dame, controlled the world.

Or so was thought, Broski and Treatfly were forgotten over the years, each building stronger, more fearsome technologies, cultural wonders and armies. They came without warning, utterly obliterating each of the two warring factions and taking the realm for there own. With the two major powers out of the way they two tribes met, slapped Walrus paws and formed a declaration.

The Notre Dame was to be renamed the Notre Lukas, for they both agreed that Madact was in fact the Cheeky scrub, not him.

~The end.
 
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