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EvoWarrior5

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Hello Pandas

We Admins get a lot of whacky reports from day to day. We used to just share them in the Skype group and had a laugh about them, but Didixo recently made the suggestion to make a compilation of them. He actually wants to make a Youtube video of it though, which could be cool as well. Back to the point of this thread though: some people just send us weird and funny reports. Either because they're simply being stupid, or because they haven't a clue how to use the 'Own Reason' function. You'll see examples of all of them here. It's unfortunate that we could not share earlier weird reports with you guys, but from now on whenever I get a new one it will be added here.

Enjoy!

Note: when others want to post here, censor the names of both the reporter and the target. An exception to censoring the target is when the name is relevant to the humour in the call you are posting; an exception to censoring the reporter is when it is someone that you jokingly want to put on a wall of shame and you know that said person will be okay with it.


New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #17 [Jailbreak|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27175)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Being queer and a stupid shit who lives in a box.

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #06 [Hightower TDM|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27065)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: he has hacks because he throws fireballs and stuff plz help

(Note that this was on an event server!)

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #09 [Deathrun] (193.192.59.191:27095)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: go activated

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #05 [VS Saxton Hale|RTD] (193.192.59.191:27055)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Oh I LOVE mute

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #05 [VS Saxton Hale|RTD] (193.192.59.191:27055)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: !abort The Hale Is Stupid And The Scout *name* Just Running

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #05 [VS Saxton Hale|RTD] (193.192.59.191:27055)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Camping = call admin

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #09 [Deathrun] (193.192.59.191:27095)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: -.-

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #08 [Class Warfare|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27085)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: HAAAAAAX! (really hacksing)

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #09 [Deathrun] (193.192.59.191:27095)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: help

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #09 [Deathrun] (193.192.59.191:27095)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: you are bitch

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #09 [Deathrun] (193.192.59.191:27095)
Reporter: Same guy as the above report..
Target: -
Reason: do somebody can buy for me somethink

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #04 [Dodgeball|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27045)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Said ''Thanks'' to me
 
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New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #04 [Dodgeball|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27045)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Said ''Thanks'' to me
I remember when this happened and took him a while to notice he had typed that in the Calladmin and the report in the public chat haha.
 

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New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #06 [Hightower TDM|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27065)
Reporter:
Target:
Reason: i just want someone else to play ;_;
 

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Past few days have been a goldmine of reports:

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #05 [VS Saxton Hale|RTD] (193.192.59.191:27055)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: wow how did i not hit him

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #17 [Jailbreak|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27175)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: !abort KID

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #13 [Freak Fortress 2|RTD] (193.192.59.191:27135)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: too sexii.

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #13 [Freak Fortress 2|RTD] (193.192.59.191:27135)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: !abort fucking idiot

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #09 [Deathrun] (193.192.59.191:27095)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Lie. About. Door.

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #17 [Jailbreak|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27175)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: WASTING TIME TO DOING BULLSCHET

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #04 [Dodgeball|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27045)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: For no passing puberty

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #04 [Dodgeball|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27045)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: watching me in my sleep from spectator.

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #04 [Dodgeball|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27045)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: he told us he had a big penis and it offended us
 

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EvoWarrior5' said:
New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #05 [VS Saxton Hale|RTD] (193.192.59.191:27055)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: wow how did i not hit him
There should seriously be an warning that what ever you write the next time after choosing custom reason in CallAdmin, it's going to be the report reason.
 
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There is. Once you pick Own Reason it tells you in the chat what to do. But nobody ever reads that... Or when they do they think they have to type !abort AND a reason for it to work
 

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New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #04 [Dodgeball|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27045)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Sexy ass cock 360 noscope cheese cake lick fat milk cheese

New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #17 [Jailbreak|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27175)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: He is in the armory he is doing derp stuff like wrangle his senetery up and down like if he was stupid
 

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New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #02 [War3Source|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27025)
Reporter: -
Target: Sir Rapealot (STEAM_0:1:42335025)
Reason: what sir

First one is in (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 

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all the good report we ever get, get stomped by all the JailBreak reports. srsly,there's like one report every minute.
 
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all the good report we ever get, get stomped by all the JailBreak reports. srsly,there's like one report every minute.
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We do much reports in JB becouse its easy to find rulebreakers and abusers, so understand us.
We wanna play a good game, not full of people dat doesnt know rules and random kill and wardens that kill who have a freeday and give orders after cells opening.
 

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We do much reports in JB becouse its easy to find rulebreakers and abusers, so understand us.
We wanna play a good game, not full of people dat doesnt know rules and random kill and wardens that kill who have a freeday and give orders after cells opening.
for once you didn't shitpost, didixo post the clap video pls.
 

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New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #17 [Jailbreak|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27175)
Reporter: -
Target:Didixo (STEAM_0:1:564449)
Reason: failed Admin

Yep, that's what happens when you punish Guards for Freekilling and don't respawn prisoners unless you saw them being freekilled / they can provide proof.
 
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New report on server: Panda-Community.com TF2 #17 [Jailbreak|gameME] (193.192.59.191:27175)
Reporter: -
Target: -
Reason: Only english in voice

Kay. Isn't that a... good thing?
 

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