Quote(s) of the year (1 Viewer)

[Kah]

This is a thread where you post weird/funny/whatever quotes from people.

[19:24:05] Ka Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: I'm not a tard
[19:24:06] Ka Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: :c
[19:24:17] Chillix: o rly? >8)
[19:24:21] Ka Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: 8(

Best quote I could find in my chatlogs...

 

[Chillix]

Chillix: It was like quiet
Chillix: Robot glowed
Chillix: *girly scream from male behind*
Ṩupreme: Seriously you shouldve just hit the shit out of it
Chillix: No thanks :x
Ṩupreme: Or set it on fire
Chillix: It's of metal
Chillix: Metal won't burn
Chillix: Just melt if the fire is strong enough
Ṩupreme: If you set it on fire it'll be even scarier
Ṩupreme: It'll just be a metal skeleton thing
Ṩupreme: Ergh

 

[TreatFly]

"You want my babies" - Madact well that was recently but shh!
"Its hard to eat when there is a dragon guarding the kitchen" - Broski
"Only ninjas can see other ninjas and I am ninja" - Broski

 

[Vecomti]

I do believe I have some good ones? Is it this year or last year

 

[Kah]

I do believe I have some good ones? Is it this year or last year

Doesn't really matter, as long as they are good!

 

[Vecomti]

Doesn't really matter, as long as they are good!

They are not really good but they are fucking stupid if that counts.

 

[Madact]

20:12 - Chillix: Madact
20:12 - Chillix: I got something stupid to tell you
20:12 - Chillix: (yes i'm pretty stupid to actually think this)
20:13 - Chillix: I thought you were a male
20:13 - Madact: xD everyone does at first
20:13 - Chillix: How
20:13 - Chillix: Is
20:13 - Chillix: That
20:13 - Chillix: Even
20:13 - Chillix: Possible
20:13 - Madact: i dunno. im abit manly? x)
20:13 - Chillix: But yea i'm apologising
20:14 - Chillix: For being stupid
20:15 - Madact: it's ok, apology accepted
20:15 - Chillix: Yay

 

[EvoWarrior5]

20:12 - Chillix: Madact
20:12 - Chillix: I got something stupid to tell you
20:12 - Chillix: (yes i'm pretty stupid to actually think this)
20:13 - Chillix: I thought you were a male
20:13 - Madact: xD everyone does at first
20:13 - Chillix: How
20:13 - Chillix: Is
20:13 - Chillix: That
20:13 - Chillix: Even
20:13 - Chillix: Possible
20:13 - Madact: i dunno. im abit manly? x)
20:13 - Chillix: But yea i'm apologising
20:14 - Chillix: For being stupid
20:15 - Madact: it's ok, apology accepted
20:15 - Chillix: Yay

And thus my walrus story was born.

 

[Noodl]

I keep a wall of shame for these things on my profile. It will slowly accumulate until I have to level up my Steam and get an info box for it.

 

[Vecomti]

I keep a wall of shame for these things on my profile. It will slowly accumulate until I have to level up my Steam and get an info box for it.

I just use a word document in the end... seems like I am giving it too much effort.

 

[Jayy]

- : JARZA YOU NOOB
[Admin] Jarza | Panda.tf : no u
- : RUN AWAY AND HEAL YOURSELF UP
- : PUSSY
[Admin] Jarza | Panda.tf : I'm not a cat
- : U ARENT PLAYING FAIR NOOB
- : YOU ARE
- : PUSSY


- : get surgery...
Jarza | Panda.tf: lel why should I?
- : your brain .
Jarza | Panda.tf: I don't have any physical problems
Jarza | Panda.tf: that would require a surgery
- : no , your stupidity need surgery in brain
- : enjoy no-life of rules
- is now Offline.


- : omg he's a stalker admin
- : you creep
[Admin] Jarza | Panda.tf : wat
- : You spectate me and run and get a cheap kill then watch me again
[Admin] Jarza | Panda.tf : what?
[Admin] Jarza | Panda.tf : I'm not spectating
- : I liked this server before I met you creep.
[Admin] Jarza | Panda.tf : allright
-: pedo
Player - left the game (Disconnect by user.)


awpsoleet: Did I offend you, princess?
inu: No, but you offended my boot and I think it may want to have a conversation...entirely sole to face that is.

 

[Da Random]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)EVERY GODDAMN SECOND( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[EvoWarrior5]

[19:03:40] (Channel) TreatFly: I'm magical bae
[19:04:03] (Channel) TreatFly: I fap to flies having sex

 

[Danny]

 

[Vecomti]

 

[Kah]

[21:55:01] Chillix: Ehm...
[21:55:03] Chillix: <-<
[21:55:05] Chillix: >->
[21:55:07] Ka Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: 10/10
[21:55:08] Chillix: Hmm...
[21:55:16] Chillix: I'm thinking...
[21:55:35] Ka Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒont be silly.
[21:55:41] Ka Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: We all know that aint possible.
[21:55:51] Chillix: shadap slave

 

[EvoWarrior5]

Mr.Tony: please how can I became server admin
Blank: Moist.

I laughed.

 

[Kah]

[22:27:10] Chillix: Ṩupreme: I'm fuckign HYPED
Chillix: How?
Chillix: crabbing?
Ṩupreme: what do you think?
Ṩupreme: Who's stupid enough to crab 6 buds?
Ṩupreme: he has two thumbs Ṩupreme: and a HUGE dick
Chillix: ...Ka?
[22:27:23] Chillix: It's a joke
[22:27:23] Chillix: cuz
[22:27:24] Ka Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: wat
[22:27:25] Chillix: ur dick
[22:27:27] Chillix: iz fablous

 

[Lukas]

Chillix: ayy how's your dick doin
Lukas: I've got a raging semi.
Chillix: What?

He asked so I answered. Not sure he was expecting the truth though.

 

[Kah]

Today on 2fort; a guy started to complain about admins. Telling us we were ruining the game, had unfair advantages etc.
Chatlog: https://gameme.panda-community.com/player_histories/chat/1519441

Spoiler: Some of the best lines (read the bottom to the top)

24 Mar 2015 16:36:19 and I'm reporting this server Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:36:14 I'm quiting Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:36:12 That's it

24 Mar 2015 16:37:53 and I'm pretty sure you use xray as well Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:37:42 Your premium stuff Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:37:20 By using unfair advantages Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:36:56 you guys just ruined the game Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:36:42 focking cheaters

24 Mar 2015 16:57:18 yes, or some corrupted admins are helping you somehow Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:56:41 how do you not burn and how do you have unlimited health Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:56:31 again Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:55:28 before you finally died Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:55:21 and yet you miraculausly survived Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:55:07 I burned you all the way to inside Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:54:48 unlimited health
24 Mar 2015 16:49:47 I hate corrupted admins Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:48:20 you're bad admins Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 16:46:55 Server reported

24 Mar 2015 17:37:43 well, I've learned it from the worst admins you can imagen Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 17:36:42 about that Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 17:36:36 do you know the feeling when you don't masterubate for a week and suddenly you get to Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]
24 Mar 2015 17:35:47 how does it feel KA
24 Mar 2015 17:13:12 blackhearted admins want us suffer Panda-Community.com TF2 #16 [2Fort|gameME]