Eh, fuck it. After thinking a bit I don't think it will be that overpowered as I thought it would be, so no essay writing for me. I am willing to try it, but not as much damage as a goomba or backstab. Maybe 1000 or 1500 or something, instead.
In fact, maybe we should reconsider the damages of goombas and backstabs as well. In my previous community backstabs were changed so as to not do 10% of damage, but a consistent 2000. Which was a far better system, honestly. As for goombas, maybe we should consider lowering the damage a bit there as well. (Can't believe I am saying that).
I still expect that a lot of Soldiers will be useless when the Gardener gets a buff like that and it will stall the game tremendously, but as I said I am willing to give the concept a try..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Actually the more I think about it the worse it gets. If you were to put that in, it may put your life at risk yes, but if it has the same damage as goombas, then look at it this way: a Soldier could jump at Hale to try and goomba, and when the goomba fails he can still hit him for the same amount of damage as the goomba would have done. It would be a massive crutch for Soldiers and would increase their chance of damage enormously.
I dunno. Fck it. Just do what you want and I will report about what actually happens when it is implemented, rather than speculating over it here ;-;