Kah Well-Known Member Joined Dec 21, 2014 Messages 427 May 31, 2015 #1 I posted this in the shoutbox, but it's rather hilarious so I decided to make a thread. Okay I'll start... I beat a policeman because my cat is an asshole.
I posted this in the shoutbox, but it's rather hilarious so I decided to make a thread. Okay I'll start... I beat a policeman because my cat is an asshole.
EvoWarrior5 Well-Known Member Contributor Joined Aug 14, 2013 Messages 2,780 May 31, 2015 #2 I ate a mop because I'm sexy as fuck. Reactions: Nyah
Chillix Well-Known Member Donator Joined Apr 11, 2014 Messages 390 May 31, 2015 #3 I beat a mop because I needed to pee.
The Source Well-Known Member Joined Mar 13, 2015 Messages 114 May 31, 2015 #4 I cuddled with Ronald McDonald because my boobs are AMAZING.
Fennie Guest Joined Apr 4, 2015 Messages 389 May 31, 2015 #5 "I tickled a condom because my boobs are AMAZING" :yay: Reactions: Joe, Uncle Lance and Kah
MercyOnly Well-Known Member Joined Dec 5, 2014 Messages 253 May 31, 2015 #6 I wrestled a porn star because I have high self-esteem.
Danny Well-Known Member Donator Joined Dec 20, 2012 Messages 1,072 May 31, 2015 #7 I fucked a hotdog because a clown stole my taco. Reactions: Joe
OxyGenE Well-Known Member Joined Jun 25, 2014 Messages 863 May 31, 2015 #8 i tripped over some mayonnaise because i am sexy as fuck xD
Uncle Lance Banned Joined Feb 19, 2015 Messages 169 May 31, 2015 #9 I wrestled a cocktail because my boobs are AMAZING
metsän henki Well-Known Member Donator Joined Jul 13, 2014 Messages 1,109 May 31, 2015 #10 I fucked glass of vodka because I havent slept in days.
Kodeko Well-Known Member Donator Joined Mar 27, 2014 Messages 464 May 31, 2015 #11 i shot a trojan man because i havent slept in days
Mr.Fluffy Well-Known Member Joined Apr 19, 2015 Messages 325 May 31, 2015 #12 I cuddled with a lunatic because of these sweet abs.
Hellboy Well-Known Member Joined Feb 23, 2014 Messages 777 May 31, 2015 #13 I tickled a candied yam because my boobs are AMAZING..
Nyah Well-Known Member Joined Nov 30, 2014 Messages 142 May 31, 2015 #14 I shot Ronald McDonald because I'm sexy as fuck
Uncle Lance Banned Joined Feb 19, 2015 Messages 169 May 31, 2015 #16 Clic Clic Boom said: MAY 25 BLUE View attachment 4045 Click to expand... I wrestled Roland Mcdonald because the voices in my head said so
Clic Clic Boom said: MAY 25 BLUE View attachment 4045 Click to expand... I wrestled Roland Mcdonald because the voices in my head said so
Jayy Well-Known Member Mapper Joined Feb 22, 2014 Messages 329 May 31, 2015 #17 I tickled a policeman because the voices in my head said so. Reactions: Joe
Kevin Owner Staff member Founder Joined Oct 4, 2012 Messages 5,657 May 31, 2015 #18 I beat my lover because the voices in my head said so
Mertes Well-Known Member Joined Nov 23, 2014 Messages 317 May 31, 2015 #19 I licked a voleyball because I love bacon.
:OP: D Active Member Joined Apr 24, 2015 Messages 82 May 31, 2015 #20 I beat Kermit the Frog because a clown stole my taco