Please respect the new me (1 Viewer)

[inu]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[TreatFly]

k

 

[Jayy]

We accept you, oh great Apache!

 

[MercyOnly]

But what if foreigner is not kill?

 

[Vecomti]

Can I have a ride, oh great Apache?

 

[mosteraz]

Good luck......and be careful, heliphobes can lurk everywhere

 

[Kittylicious]

 

[Joe]

Alright.

 

[mermite]

If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

This bit... This bit is the most beautiful sentence i think I've ever read! I hope your surgery goes well <3

 

[Solid]

yes

 

[EvoWarrior5]

After inu severely injured his knee, he looked to the sky for new potential.

 

[SunDwarf]

 

[Kevin]

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[Da Random]

inb4 le maymay is kill. omgdat420backflipdue