Quick thread before going to sleep.
These are four of my best brainfarts that I have remembered. Mostly because one of them was today and one other was yesterday, but that's irrelevant.
Here goes:
I was randomly doing this quiz on dinosaurs and such, and at some point there was this question "Why did man never hunt dinosaurs?" with options:
A. They tasted badly or something
B. Man had never seen diosaurs
C. Dinosaur's skin was too thick or
D. Something else
And I thought like "uuh I'll go with the skin one. That sounds legit."
Suddenly nope it was B "We had never seen dinosaurs."
*realisation*
...DUH
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The other day I was thinking of my Filamental (lamp hat on Pyro) and I thought like "lol if the lightbulb hadn't been invented we wouldn't have had that hat now."
...No wait if the lightbulb hadn't been invented we wouldn't even have games now...
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Today I felt like I had to pee, and I was thinking of one's bladder and such. Then I wondered "Hey so your bladder, which holds your pee, is right there, but so where is your seed stored? Like somewhere right next to the bladder and also in connection with your-"
*realises testicles are still a thing*
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This one happened last summer when I was in Ireland. I had a crust and was scratching it because it was itchy, and then it opened and a little blood came out. I licked it and it tasted kinda funny (because it's blood), and then I thought: "Wait, what if I had aids and by licking my own blood just now I infected myself with it?"
*Worries for a second until I realise just how fucking stupid that is*
These are four of my best brainfarts that I have remembered. Mostly because one of them was today and one other was yesterday, but that's irrelevant.
Here goes:
I was randomly doing this quiz on dinosaurs and such, and at some point there was this question "Why did man never hunt dinosaurs?" with options:
A. They tasted badly or something
B. Man had never seen diosaurs
C. Dinosaur's skin was too thick or
D. Something else
And I thought like "uuh I'll go with the skin one. That sounds legit."
Suddenly nope it was B "We had never seen dinosaurs."
*realisation*
...DUH
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
The other day I was thinking of my Filamental (lamp hat on Pyro) and I thought like "lol if the lightbulb hadn't been invented we wouldn't have had that hat now."
...No wait if the lightbulb hadn't been invented we wouldn't even have games now...
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
Today I felt like I had to pee, and I was thinking of one's bladder and such. Then I wondered "Hey so your bladder, which holds your pee, is right there, but so where is your seed stored? Like somewhere right next to the bladder and also in connection with your-"
*realises testicles are still a thing*
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This one happened last summer when I was in Ireland. I had a crust and was scratching it because it was itchy, and then it opened and a little blood came out. I licked it and it tasted kinda funny (because it's blood), and then I thought: "Wait, what if I had aids and by licking my own blood just now I infected myself with it?"
*Worries for a second until I realise just how fucking stupid that is*
