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TotallyNotACat

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Here you will post some things about animals you think are interesting or weird... I'll go first.
Bullet Ant
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This fucker bites so hard the sting lasts for 24 hours and the pain is described as " Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch nail in your heel" here is the link to the video:
 
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BANANA SPIDER !!!


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this little piece of shit (i hate spiders, just looking at this photo gives me shivers down my spine yes) is found in southern america. it hides in banana trees, it's poison isn't really dangerous but provides a extremly painfull erection to man.

if you want to have fun check the goliath spider.

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This octopus in the australian seas has a venom (a toxic saliva), which includes a neurotoxin known as tetrodotoxin, is produced by bacteria in the salivary glands. Tetrodotoxin blocks sodium channels, causing motor paralysis and respiratory arrest within minutes of exposure, leading to cardiac arrestdue to a lack of oxygen
 
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BANANA SPIDER !!!

this little piece of shit (i hate spiders, just looking at this photo gives me shivers down my spine yes) is found in southern america. it hides in banana trees, it's poison isn't really dangerous but provides a extremly painfull erection to man.

if you want to have fun check the goliath spider.

Erection?
 
Caught me off guard Oxy, didn't expect that little tidbit to be in there. ><
 
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