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Let's hope they don't fuck it up

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wanker

"Damage control"

The american investers who bought the Eiffel Tower for 15 million dollars. Yes, that happened.

Guess there are just too many idiots on the planet with the same moronic ideas.

He sued Samsung over the fact that the instructions manual doesn't state: "This electronic machine cannot be used to dry wet pets." The motherfucker won over 40 million dollars. If you have a Samsung microwave, check the instructions manual and you can find the statement.

You heard about the guy that microwaved his cat, right?

Fuck 'em

Your subconscious is picturing what would happen if you were to close the door and start running the microwave. It's basic human simpathy and morals, not father hormones.

2 at most

Sounds good

Promise me not to bleed on my jacket and your death will be quick.

Still January to me.

Oh and have friends over skype who are either screaming with you or just laugh at your suffering.

Also, speak foreign languages and translate them in text when editing

If you do that, don't forget to put on your webcam and scream while doing so

Try selling the crates on community market, if you're lucky you'll sell 1 in a million years.

Big enough to make others come to their senses.