You should probably not stick babies into a microwave ...
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Kitso
Zushikikato Wolfeh
5. 9 if they are premature.
Bushmann
2 at most
Wolf
@Zushikikato Wolfeh : Bloody hell I hate baby's but that picture.. I don't know if it is the age of mine but that looks disturbing as hell. Hope the Father hormones are not kicking in.
Bushmann
Your subconscious is picturing what would happen if you were to close the door and start running the microwave. It's basic human simpathy and morals, not father hormones.
Wolf
The hell with that! You know how much a Microwave is ganna cost ya?! And who is ganna pay up for that? I can make new babies but my money run out you know! (Best Father ever)
Bushmann
You heard about the guy that microwaved his cat, right?
Wolf
Poor guy, never got his money from the insurance company.
Bushmann
He sued Samsung over the fact that the instructions manual doesn't state: "This electronic machine cannot be used to dry wet pets."
The motherfucker won over 40 million dollars.
If you have a Samsung microwave, check the instructions manual and you can find the statement.
The motherfucker won over 40 million dollars.
If you have a Samsung microwave, check the instructions manual and you can find the statement.
Zushikikato Wolfeh
@Bushmann I saw the same thing with a chiwawa and a Lady xD