This was hilarious because he claims he was "assaulted by a gay lumberjack" in a shed, in which it bit him on the head. He then climbed through a window with shattered glass and slowly died. Dies at home while trying to eat canned bolognaise. Blatantly cut himself on the lid and keeled over dead.
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