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    Just got back from camping, going to Scottish Festival and then home sweet home!

    Just got back from camping, going to Scottish Festival and then home sweet home!
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    My favorite kind of labrador is a meth lab

    My favorite kind of labrador is a meth lab
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    My neighbors have been screaming in harmony with their vacuum for the last 30 minutes

    My neighbors have been screaming in harmony with their vacuum for the last 30 minutes
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    Disney now owns marvel and starwars. If they could own my parents divorce, they would own my...

    Disney now owns marvel and starwars. If they could own my parents divorce, they would own my entire childhood
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    Did you know, you could write hundreds of sentences without the first letter in the English lexicon?

    Did you know, you could write hundreds of sentences without the first letter in the English lexicon?
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    Friday is my second favorite F word

    Friday is my second favorite F word
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    Did you know that if you laid all of your blood vessels end to end, you would die?

    Did you know that if you laid all of your blood vessels end to end, you would die?
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    Time is such a weird concept. Who came up with time? Like what if we can't travel through time...

    Time is such a weird concept. Who came up with time? Like what if we can't travel through time cause it never existed in the first place.
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    Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

    Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
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    I say sleep is for the weak, but I sleep for a week like a real pro

    I say sleep is for the weak, but I sleep for a week like a real pro
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    stink

    stink
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    Normally in video games you can own the boss, but in dark souls you sometimes make it passed the...

    Normally in video games you can own the boss, but in dark souls you sometimes make it passed the tutorial level of you're lucky?
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    If you wear cowboy clothes, you're ranch dressing

    If you wear cowboy clothes, you're ranch dressing
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    Holding in a fart is something only an asshole would do

    Holding in a fart is something only an asshole would do
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    Don't do drugs, stay in class, and eat ass

    Don't do drugs, stay in class, and eat ass