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[Kitty Cat]

Warning: not for the light-hearted. i found this a few years ago and just re-discovered it between my saved links. Enjoy.

http://dotchan.com/with-apologies-to-harlan-ellison/

 

[DrJano]

"I am reminded of the sight of Soldier masturbating while holding the shaft of the tool against his penis, thrusting and rubbing against it like a dog humping a man’s leg. It was not something he only did once, either. He does it regularly." What the fuck.

 

[Patmosphere]

Impressive as story

 

[Mr.Fluffy]

Poor engie.

 

[Speneth]

Fifty Shades all the way

 

[Danny]

Aftermath?: http://dotchan.com/what-happened-to-engineer/

 

[OxyGenE]

even though it's kinda special, it was still verry intresting to read

 

[Madact]

Short version for those who didn't want to read it ...but now can

• The TF2 team is in a room together trapped. Pyro and spy are not there
• Perspective is told by Engie
• Someone cut out scouts tongue, thank christ
• The heavy and medic are fucking, what's new
• Solider is talking to his shovel
• Demo talks to engie now and then
• Sniper...I haven't a clue.
• As for the pyro and spy, pyro is presumed escaped and spy is being treated like those toys you stretched when you was a kid.
• So accouncer goes 'you want sum food'
• Something happens. They're outside
• They falcon punch a boar, soilder eats it as soon as he can
• Engie is reminded of soilder fucking his shovel, what
• Announcer says she's bored, asks if the team wants some fuck.
• they go back and see the pyro, all female like.
• I think they go to help the pyro? Not sure about the solly though I think he actually want some fuck
• Medic says the engie looks like Frank Sinatra? I laughed at this point
• For some reason the spy laughs at the engie while spy is deformed.
• Team hates Engie?
• Engie starts talking to female pyro
• Their talk confused me, something about the old announcer
• Solly goes crazy
• Heavy breaks shit
• Engie kills spy
• Then kills everyone else
• Engie gets out, has break down.

The End.

 

[Speneth]

Short version for those who didn't want to read it ...but now can

• The TF2 team is in a room together trapped. Pyro and spy are not there
• Perspective is told by Engie
• Someone cut out scouts tongue, thank christ
• The heavy and medic are fucking, what's new
• Solider is talking to his shovel
• Demo talks to engie now and then
• Sniper...I haven't a clue.
• As for the pyro and spy, pyro is presumed escaped and spy is being treated like those toys you stretched when you was a kid.
• So accouncer goes 'you want sum food'
• Something happens. They're outside
• They falcon punch a boar, soilder eats it as soon as he can
• Engie is reminded of soilder fucking his shovel, what
• Announcer says she's bored, asks if the team wants some fuck.
• they go back and see the pyro, all female like.
• I think they go to help the pyro? Not sure about the solly though I think he actually want some fuck
• Medic says the engie looks like Frank Sinatra? I laughed at this point
• For some reason the spy laughs at the engie while spy is deformed.
• Team hates Engie?
• Engie starts talking to female pyro
• Their talk confused me, something about the old announcer
• Solly goes crazy
• Heavy breaks shit
• Engie kills spy
• Then kills everyone else
• Engie gets out, has break down.

The End.

I hate the fact that you summarized this all for us to read.

Yet at the same time I'm glad you did.