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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Kitty Cat, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Kitty Cat

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    "I am reminded of the sight of Soldier masturbating while holding the shaft of the tool against his penis, thrusting and rubbing against it like a dog humping a man’s leg. It was not something he only did once, either. He does it regularly." What the fuck.
     
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    Impressive as story
     
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    Poor engie.
     
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    Fifty Shades all the way ;)
     
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    even though it's kinda special, it was still verry intresting to read
     
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    Short version for those who didn't want to read it ...but now can :kappa:

    • The TF2 team is in a room together trapped. Pyro and spy are not there
    • Perspective is told by Engie
    • Someone cut out scouts tongue, thank christ
    • The heavy and medic are fucking, what's new
    • Solider is talking to his shovel
    • Demo talks to engie now and then
    • Sniper...I haven't a clue.
    • As for the pyro and spy, pyro is presumed escaped and spy is being treated like those toys you stretched when you was a kid.
    • So accouncer goes 'you want sum food'
    • Something happens. They're outside
    • They falcon punch a boar, soilder eats it as soon as he can
    • Engie is reminded of soilder fucking his shovel, what
    • Announcer says she's bored, asks if the team wants some fuck.
    • they go back and see the pyro, all female like.
    • I think they go to help the pyro? Not sure about the solly though I think he actually want some fuck
    • Medic says the engie looks like Frank Sinatra? I laughed at this point
    • For some reason the spy laughs at the engie while spy is deformed.
    • Team hates Engie?
    • Engie starts talking to female pyro
    • Their talk confused me, something about the old announcer
    • Solly goes crazy
    • Heavy breaks shit
    • Engie kills spy
    • Then kills everyone else
    • Engie gets out, has break down.
    The End.
     
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    I hate the fact that you summarized this all for us to read.

    Yet at the same time I'm glad you did.