El Capitan
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What are you're opinions on this shit fest of a movie called "Star Wars VIII"
In my opinion there was no plot actually, just the Empire hunting the rebels, the whole fricking movie spanned across like 20 hours in their universe
Not going to write a novel (though I definitely could write one on this subject), but here are my main problems with the movie:
- Supreme MUDDAFUKKING Leader Snoke
- What was his point in this? He was this big leader and authority who could read Ben's mind. Still he couldn't sense the bloody lightsaber rotating beside him. The thing that really infuriates me was that we never got his backstory, and where was he in the originals and/or prequels
- Puppet Yoda
-Why? Seriously, just why? He was so much better looking in the prequels.
- Rose's and Finn's trip to Casino Planet
- In my opinions this was the most useless side quest they could have shown. Only thing they really started with this was some stupid relationship with these two.
-That useless relationship was dumb
- Not everything has to be sexual in a movie, they could have been a good duo, as friends
-Rose's collision with Finn
-Honey, that's not how vehicles work, you would have exploded both on the spot
-Where the hell did you come from?
-How did the code breaker know of the Rebels plans, and inform the Empire while on Snoke's ship?
And many others like:
-That dark hole on Luke's Island
-STUPID PORG's and every other animal except for Chewie was so dumb and unnecessary
-That purple haired general could turn a ship and go to lightspeed without the Empire realizing it.
-When did Rey get a hold of those Jedi books?
-The Supreme Leader's guards were awesome looking but fought so stupidly, like turning backs constantly and just letting Rey and Kylo strike them.
-Poe's suicide mission actually worked
-Leia's force using in space. She would have froze to death in real life, even without the force.
-We didn't get to see Akbar die. Bad Disney (You guys get the torches, I'll get the pitchforks)
-BB-8 and the Codebreaker just found Rose and Finn on a random cliff
- Captain Phasma
- Finn, Rose and BB-8 got off with the ship just as the bay exploded on Snoke's ship
-All the troopers dissapeared after the explosion in the bay on Snoke's ship
-BB-8 controlling that AT-AT
-That small ship not actually exploding in the bay
-Too much humor
-Bad jokes (What was the point with that green milk scene?)
Chewie not eating the already cooked Porgs.
-13 scrap vehicles somehow got all the way to the Empire line on the salt planet
-Rey's training (non-existent, some how she still got good)
-Rey lifting those rocks without any previous training
-Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 93% - certified fresh rating
I'll soon lose my mind overthinking this movie.
Good job Disney, your ruined Star Wars
Overall, great effects, shit story and plot
6/10 (4-10 scale)
Cheers!
//El Capitan
In my opinion there was no plot actually, just the Empire hunting the rebels, the whole fricking movie spanned across like 20 hours in their universe
Not going to write a novel (though I definitely could write one on this subject), but here are my main problems with the movie:
- Supreme MUDDAFUKKING Leader Snoke
- What was his point in this? He was this big leader and authority who could read Ben's mind. Still he couldn't sense the bloody lightsaber rotating beside him. The thing that really infuriates me was that we never got his backstory, and where was he in the originals and/or prequels
- Puppet Yoda
-Why? Seriously, just why? He was so much better looking in the prequels.
- Rose's and Finn's trip to Casino Planet
- In my opinions this was the most useless side quest they could have shown. Only thing they really started with this was some stupid relationship with these two.
-That useless relationship was dumb
- Not everything has to be sexual in a movie, they could have been a good duo, as friends
-Rose's collision with Finn
-Honey, that's not how vehicles work, you would have exploded both on the spot
-Where the hell did you come from?
-How did the code breaker know of the Rebels plans, and inform the Empire while on Snoke's ship?
And many others like:
-That dark hole on Luke's Island
-STUPID PORG's and every other animal except for Chewie was so dumb and unnecessary
-That purple haired general could turn a ship and go to lightspeed without the Empire realizing it.
-When did Rey get a hold of those Jedi books?
-The Supreme Leader's guards were awesome looking but fought so stupidly, like turning backs constantly and just letting Rey and Kylo strike them.
-Poe's suicide mission actually worked
-Leia's force using in space. She would have froze to death in real life, even without the force.
-We didn't get to see Akbar die. Bad Disney (You guys get the torches, I'll get the pitchforks)
-BB-8 and the Codebreaker just found Rose and Finn on a random cliff
- Captain Phasma
- Finn, Rose and BB-8 got off with the ship just as the bay exploded on Snoke's ship
-All the troopers dissapeared after the explosion in the bay on Snoke's ship
-BB-8 controlling that AT-AT
-That small ship not actually exploding in the bay
-Too much humor
-Bad jokes (What was the point with that green milk scene?)
Chewie not eating the already cooked Porgs.
-13 scrap vehicles somehow got all the way to the Empire line on the salt planet
-Rey's training (non-existent, some how she still got good)
-Rey lifting those rocks without any previous training
-Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 93% - certified fresh rating
I'll soon lose my mind overthinking this movie.
Good job Disney, your ruined Star Wars
Overall, great effects, shit story and plot
6/10 (4-10 scale)
Cheers!
//El Capitan
