The Morning-After Duel: An Epic P N N Story
Brought to you in rhyme; by EvoWarrior5
‘Twas a hazy morning in December
In the kitchen stood P N N, trying to remember
What he had done the night before
His hands were sticky, his head was sore
Holding a golden-coloured frying pan
Frying eggs he was; or so was his plan
When Chaz walked in, out of the bedroom
‘Good morning’ said Chaz, ‘is that a new perfume?’
You see, these two people had, in spite
Of everyone’s pointing and laughing, spent all night
Together, tense, sweaty, and a little excited too…
Playing VSH. You thought it was going to be something dirty, didn’t you?
Anyways, P N N, being confused, asked his buddy
Why his belly looked so muddy
‘Why’, Chaz responded, ‘As you know, I am a fish, super dank’
‘And while sleeping, to the bottom of my fishy bowl I sank’
‘Get out of my house, filthy boy’, said the Norwegian army man
‘Or I will have Kevin kick your ass at LAN’
‘Kevin ain’t got shit on me’, Chaz replied confidently, his hands in his pockets
‘I’ll just go Soldier, and miss all my rockets!’
At this point Evo remembered he was supposed to appear in this story
He barged in through the window, saying ‘sorry not sorry’
‘Let’s go do some stupid shit’, he said to P N N
‘Perhaps we’ll go to Australia, to slay some pig-bear men.’
‘But what am I supposed to do here!?’ asked Chaz, getting meaner
So that Evo irritatedly replied, ‘Just go suck on a wiener’
Scarcely had they left the house before they were interrupted
By Kevin and Skiffa, who were so angry it seemed they almost erupted
‘I HEARD YOU ABUSED YOUR POWERS LAST NIGHT’, said the duo, with spit showers
‘What of it?’ replied P N N, remembering how he slapped Toast and Furken around the map for hours
All four drew their swords, the mood getting tense
‘Don’t you worry’ P N N said to Evo, ‘I’m a master of self-defense’
Evo believed him for a moment, but then things took a turn
Skiffa grabbed a Medi Gun to Übercharge Kevin, screaming ‘BITCHES, BURN’
‘I am not prepared for this’, said P N N, ‘take cover!’
But Evo did not run, aiming his FaN at the ground to hover
Into the air he soared, all glorious and shit
Within two seconds, he would Goomba his enemies into bits
But the distance he needed to cross, he could not surf
And all because of the fucking Atomizer nerf.
With some bullshit stuff involving a pan and a sandwich
They somehow managed to win, which was very outlandish
To celebrate, Evo handed P N N some milk in a jar
‘A toast’ he said, ‘to our victory in this war’
P N N drank it and spontaneously became ill
‘Is this a token of friendship or an attempt to kill?’
‘Don’t be such a pussy’ EvoWarrior said
‘That milk is not past date; it’s just Mad!’
Then P N N beat me up for giving him Mad Milk to drink.
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P.S.: when we walked back upstairs the eggs were burnt because PNN forgot them and chaz doesn't know how to cook. So we didn't even have breakfast ;-;