Zyphon
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- Jan 26, 2017
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Messing With Scammers
So the story begins…. Once there was a virgin universe which was exploded by the big bang and out of the chaos and carnage came a Nasty Norsemann Neutron Star unusual. Everyone in the galaxy wanted this fine entity and they would seek to claim it by any means. The time has come and the scammers have arrived…
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: Hello there.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: good day
The Virgin Universe: good day sir
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: sorry if i added you without asking permission.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: Im just wondering if youre trading your tf2 items might i can give you a good offer for trade.
The Virgin Universe: it's ok, what do you need
The Virgin Universe: i might be
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: its about your Neutron Star Nasty Norsemann, can i offer it?
The Virgin Universe: yeah
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: i can give a good offer
The Virgin Universe: i don't know can you?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: i can offer pure keys
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: 22keys and free aussie
The Virgin Universe: ok can i see them
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: this Strange Australium Axtinguisher
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ has accepted your request to trade.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: so?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: its a deal?
The Virgin Universe: what aussie are you offering?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: this Strange Australium Axtinguisher
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: 22keys and free Strange Australium Axtinguisher
The Virgin Universe: ok
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: so deal?
The Virgin Universe: sure
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: ok
You have accepted the trade request from Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: by the way where and how did you get your tf2 items?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔
id you buy it? traded it, or unboxed it?
The Virgin Universe: I unboxed them
The Virgin Universe: One day i am going to sell everything and pay for my mothers surgery
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: alright, how can you or we make sure that we are trading safe items? not from fraud or unsafe items?
The Virgin Universe: are you ready guy?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: uhhm
The Virgin Universe: join my game and trade on server
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: because im avoiding those fraud or unsafe items that might ruined our inventory once traded and im really afraid trading those unsafe items again
The Virgin Universe: for sure man, i feel you
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: Is it okay if we contact an official steam valve developer to help us avoid fraud or unsafe items? so that we will both have assurance that we are trading safe items and we can have securance of our items.
The Virgin Universe: oh yeah, ofc
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: okay thanks, i will just use my steam ticket to find or contact an official steam valve developer to help us here.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: okay thanks, i will just use my steam ticket to find or contact an official steam valve developer to help us here.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: ok?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: give me a mins.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: ok?
The Virgin Universe: that is fine, i don't have anything better to do
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: while your still on game, i will just use my steam ticket to find an available official steam valve developer to help us here
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: alright wait a minute
The Virgin Universe: can i get his autograph?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ is now Away.
The Virgin Universeo you like cheese?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ is now Online.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: why?
The Virgin Universe: i like cheese
The Virgin Universe: just curious
The Virgin Universeid you get the valve guy?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: I have used my steam ticket and i found available official steam valve developer to help us here. i added him but he didnt accept me yet. please help me add him so he can easily notice that we need his help here's the link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/GreenlightValveCorp/
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: did you add him?
The Virgin Universe: yes
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: did he accepted you?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: he accepted me now
The Virgin Universe: he asked me what my fav colour is.... i said it is green
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: i know your trolling Lmao
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ is now Offline.
The “valve employee”
Green Light: Hello steam user!
Green Light: How may i help you.
The Virgin Universe: can i have your autograph?
The Virgin Universe: oh wait, priorities
The Virgin Universe: I am doing a trade
The Virgin Universe: with this guy called Afuck
Green Light is now Offline.
And thus this concludes our tale of tragedy and greed. The End.
For real though I called the idiot out on his profile about scamming before accepting his invitation…. He didn’t even notice. See screen shot bellow. Now they both blocked me…. The sadness is real.
Feel free to add them and F**k around with them:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198111344639/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198420123313/
Congrats if you stayed till the end… Here is a little easter egg for you lucky people:
THICC = This Hoe Is Counting Cash
So the story begins…. Once there was a virgin universe which was exploded by the big bang and out of the chaos and carnage came a Nasty Norsemann Neutron Star unusual. Everyone in the galaxy wanted this fine entity and they would seek to claim it by any means. The time has come and the scammers have arrived…
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: Hello there.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: good day
The Virgin Universe: good day sir
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: sorry if i added you without asking permission.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: Im just wondering if youre trading your tf2 items might i can give you a good offer for trade.
The Virgin Universe: it's ok, what do you need
The Virgin Universe: i might be
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: its about your Neutron Star Nasty Norsemann, can i offer it?
The Virgin Universe: yeah
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: i can give a good offer
The Virgin Universe: i don't know can you?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: i can offer pure keys
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: 22keys and free aussie
The Virgin Universe: ok can i see them
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: this Strange Australium Axtinguisher
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ has accepted your request to trade.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: so?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: its a deal?
The Virgin Universe: what aussie are you offering?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: this Strange Australium Axtinguisher
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: 22keys and free Strange Australium Axtinguisher
The Virgin Universe: ok
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: so deal?
The Virgin Universe: sure
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: ok
You have accepted the trade request from Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: by the way where and how did you get your tf2 items?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔
id you buy it? traded it, or unboxed it?The Virgin Universe: I unboxed them
The Virgin Universe: One day i am going to sell everything and pay for my mothers surgery
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: alright, how can you or we make sure that we are trading safe items? not from fraud or unsafe items?
The Virgin Universe: are you ready guy?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: uhhm
The Virgin Universe: join my game and trade on server
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: because im avoiding those fraud or unsafe items that might ruined our inventory once traded and im really afraid trading those unsafe items again
The Virgin Universe: for sure man, i feel you
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: Is it okay if we contact an official steam valve developer to help us avoid fraud or unsafe items? so that we will both have assurance that we are trading safe items and we can have securance of our items.
The Virgin Universe: oh yeah, ofc
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: okay thanks, i will just use my steam ticket to find or contact an official steam valve developer to help us here.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: okay thanks, i will just use my steam ticket to find or contact an official steam valve developer to help us here.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: ok?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: give me a mins.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: ok?
The Virgin Universe: that is fine, i don't have anything better to do
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: while your still on game, i will just use my steam ticket to find an available official steam valve developer to help us here
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: alright wait a minute
The Virgin Universe: can i get his autograph?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ is now Away.
The Virgin Universe
o you like cheese?Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ is now Online.
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: why?
The Virgin Universe: i like cheese
The Virgin Universe: just curious
The Virgin Universe
id you get the valve guy?Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: I have used my steam ticket and i found available official steam valve developer to help us here. i added him but he didnt accept me yet. please help me add him so he can easily notice that we need his help here's the link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/GreenlightValveCorp/
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: did you add him?
The Virgin Universe: yes
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: did he accepted you?
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: he accepted me now
The Virgin Universe: he asked me what my fav colour is.... i said it is green
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔: i know your trolling Lmao
Aℓucarȡ Raʋeη♔ is now Offline.
The “valve employee”
Green Light: Hello steam user!
Green Light: How may i help you.
The Virgin Universe: can i have your autograph?
The Virgin Universe: oh wait, priorities
The Virgin Universe: I am doing a trade
The Virgin Universe: with this guy called Afuck
Green Light is now Offline.
And thus this concludes our tale of tragedy and greed. The End.
For real though I called the idiot out on his profile about scamming before accepting his invitation…. He didn’t even notice. See screen shot bellow. Now they both blocked me…. The sadness is real.
Feel free to add them and F**k around with them:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198111344639/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198420123313/
Congrats if you stayed till the end… Here is a little easter egg for you lucky people:
THICC = This Hoe Is Counting Cash
