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  • Do you ever wonder what your dog named YOU??
    Zeprus
    Zeprus
    My dog knows my name as he reacts to it when others call me by waiting for me
    Why are they called "cookies" If you bake them? They shloud be called "bakies"
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    DrJano
    DrJano
    How does one cook in an oven
    Arrow
    Arrow
    use a spitroast to cook yourself if anything
    Matth
    Matth
    Fun fact:
    In Italy, Biscuit is literally translated with Biscotto.
    Biscotto--> Bis-Cotto --> Twice-Baked.
    And that's how biscuits are cooked: they are baked twice.
    This is something curious ignored by 90% of Italians lol
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    Why is everyone so freaking amazing at something I’m not amazing at? - Me (Always, all the time)
    Zeprus
    Zeprus
    Because you can't be amazing at everything?
    metsän henki
    metsän henki
    I recently got amazed how much my life suck
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    cats are just funny little dudes made of knives that live in your home. pretty solid conceptually and in practice
    DrJano
    DrJano
    Like Wolverine but less deadly
    “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
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    metsän henki
    metsän henki
    How do u know that they loves you? What if they hates you? Dont assume their's feelings :c
    you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better
    DrJano
    DrJano
    and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild
    fanthom
    fanthom
    actually yes
    I don't check the weather. Ever. Just won't do it. Never have, never will.
    Ranger Ciri
    Ranger Ciri
    you're the type of dude that goes out with shorts in winter
    Spankyworld
    Spankyworld
    I don't know if that's a bad thing Jano. If you always have a positive mind set. Everyday is a sunny day. Otherwise, everyday is banana trap day for you.
    If i'm still alive by 25 i will be seriously impressed with myself
    Husky
    Husky
    Are you surprised you lived this long?
    Spankyworld
    Spankyworld
    Now prepare yourself for the new fifty age milestone.
    Persi
    Persi
    You need to take control of the life you’re given, become an ubermensch, thus spoke Zarathustra.
    once i fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, get physically fit, beat depression, learn how to do taxes, then its over for you guys
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    Spam Goose
    Spam Goose
    fixing sleep = No games, getting fit = no games, eating healthy = no games, beating depression = no games, learning how to tax = no games, it never works out man
    Ranger Ciri
    Ranger Ciri
    yo jano good motivation you got there! good luck man!
    Dandy
    Dandy
    if you wanna talk to someone, hmu
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