Warning: not for the light-hearted. i found this a few years ago and just re-discovered it between my saved links. Enjoy.
http://dotchan.com/with-apologies-to-harlan-ellison/
http://dotchan.com/with-apologies-to-harlan-ellison/
I hate the fact that you summarized this all for us to read.Short version for those who didn't want to read it ...but now can
The End.
- The TF2 team is in a room together trapped. Pyro and spy are not there
- Perspective is told by Engie
- Someone cut out scouts tongue, thank christ
- The heavy and medic are fucking, what's new
- Solider is talking to his shovel
- Demo talks to engie now and then
- Sniper...I haven't a clue.
- As for the pyro and spy, pyro is presumed escaped and spy is being treated like those toys you stretched when you was a kid.
- So accouncer goes 'you want sum food'
- Something happens. They're outside
- They falcon punch a boar, soilder eats it as soon as he can
- Engie is reminded of soilder fucking his shovel, what
- Announcer says she's bored, asks if the team wants some fuck.
- they go back and see the pyro, all female like.
- I think they go to help the pyro? Not sure about the solly though I think he actually want some fuck
- Medic says the engie looks like Frank Sinatra? I laughed at this point
- For some reason the spy laughs at the engie while spy is deformed.
- Team hates Engie?
- Engie starts talking to female pyro
- Their talk confused me, something about the old announcer
- Solly goes crazy
- Heavy breaks shit
- Engie kills spy
- Then kills everyone else
- Engie gets out, has break down.